M[H]ooning - The Truth behind the moon

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/18/2015 at 13:30 • Filed to: Satire, Tinfoil hat

Let me start by saying that I'm typically a skeptic, and I don't fall for these crazy "tinfoil hat" theories, also i am an novice moon guy, though I do know a lot about science and stuff. That having been said, I've been watching lots of YouTube videos and I'm convinced 100% that the governments of the world have been lying to us about the moon.

Let me start with a question: why haven't we gone back to the moon? I mean, divers visit sunken ships over and over again, we keep going back to Mt. Everest...why not the moon?

The truth is that the government doesn't want you to know that they HAVE and DO go back to the moon. And why? The answer is obvious: To race cars.

Now I know what you are thinking: "Why?"

And my simple answer is: Terrestrial oil. The moon is a perfect place to setup a racing program to test out new technologies that you can't do on earth. ²H, You can't do that here on earth, Big oil is just too powerful. But on the moon? you bet!

But what proof is there? boom!

This is a mosaic of the Crater Copernicus, a landing site for the Apollo missions. Notice anything interesting? Take a closer look

THAT'S RIGHT! A racetrack! What NASA, did you not think we would notice?! Think about, Hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe but the thick atmosphere prevents it from coming to earth, the moon doesn't have an atmosphere so its ripe with hydrogen in all of its rich isotopes. ²H is a clean abundant nuclear fuel that could supplant fossil fuels for good, but good luck getting that to happen here on earth, but on the moon? there is literally SO much free fuel that astronauts have be using it to race around their own private racetrack for years!

The Governments don't want you to know about this fuel because they get kickbacks from Big oil but I say its time to reveal the truth. Hooning on the moon, is such a thing possible? Yes it is.

Oh and don't go trying to look for this on your own, its a well known fact that the moons current surface is a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! so you wont see it.

DISCUSSION (18)

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > HammerheadFistpunch
03/18/2015 at 13:33

Can you share your drugs please?

itschrome > HammerheadFistpunch
03/18/2015 at 13:35

Let me start by saying that I'm typically a skeptic, and I don't fall for these crazy "tinfoil hat" theories

says the man in the tin foil hat!

Also, sharing is caring. what drugs you got? I wants them

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > HammerheadFistpunch
03/18/2015 at 13:38

Kinja'd!!!

MrDakka > HammerheadFistpunch
03/18/2015 at 13:38

Deuterium is still useless until fusion breakeven is achieved. Plus moon dust is a bitch to deal with. But I agree with your sentiment, racing on the moon would be pretty sweet

HammerheadFistpunch > MrDakka
03/18/2015 at 13:40

What you think THEY have Fusion already. Wake up man...

HammerheadFistpunch > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/18/2015 at 13:40

confirmed.

RallyWrench > HammerheadFistpunch
03/18/2015 at 13:49

P85D

Kinja'd!!!

Paddle tires

Kinja'd!!!

mhooning

extraspecialbitter > HammerheadFistpunch
03/18/2015 at 13:50

Good god, man! You better hope you make it through those corners, or else you're stuck in a crater.

Also, I'm guessing this is rallyx?

HammerheadFistpunch > extraspecialbitter
03/18/2015 at 13:51

Its hard to get any information, but it appears to a shortcourse, rallyx is a good bet.

MrDakka > HammerheadFistpunch
03/18/2015 at 13:56

Only those control freaks in the illuminati still use nuclear fusion. The MJ12 folks were already using matter conversion reactors to power their intergalactic worldships back in the '80's. How do you think they were able to contact and free the dark elder gods from their eldritch dimensional prison?

HammerheadFistpunch > MrDakka
03/18/2015 at 13:57

That explains why they have surplus reactors for a racing program. Thanks friend!